A Series of Unfortunate Events. Ace Attorney. Code Geass. Disney. Durarara!!. Final Fantasy. Good Omens. Gundam Wing. Harry Potter. His Dark Materials. Homestuck. House of Leaves. Katekyo Hitman Reborn!. Kingdom Hearts. Loveless. Neon Genesis Evangelion. No.6. Percy Jackson. Sailor Moon. The Wizard of Oz. Yugioh!.
in my headcanon their first time wasn’t that much of a disaster. they were really inexperienced teens, yes, but just not that bad. Dirk made a lot of fun of jake’s nervousness, but to be fair they were both pretty nervous. Jake topped, and he was really scared of hurting Dirk or making he feel uncomfortable that he was really gentle and careful.
I’d rather Fefeta hadn’t exploded. The rest, I wouldn’t change at all. If anything, Dirk showed us he really loved Jake (still does, I’m guessing) and that his wasn’t an obsession or an infatuation, but that he was genuinely wishing for this relationship to work. It’s Jake who needs to land on his feet and think really hard about what he wants and what he’s letting go. Which is nothing he can do while in Trickster mode, I’m sure.
So, instead of changing the current update, I’d rather something like this happened further on.