What I think the Mickey-Minnie-Maleficent-Disney Castle-KH3D Scene will be translated as (spoilers)
You know I'm starting to think maybe we shouldn't have sent some kids budding into puberty on a journey to save everything we hold dear and precious while keeping all secrets of their past from them.
TROLOLOLO GUESS WHOSE WIFE WE GOT
Okay wtf is this like the third time she's been kidnapped or some shit
Yeah so I'm going to save my wife because apparently I CAN'T LEAVE MY HOME FOR TWO DAMN SECONDS BEFORE SOMEONE WANTS MY CASTLE
Can we come too? We haven't gotten any screentime. Like at all.
JUST MOVE ALREADY.
Suck my evil dick, this castle will finally be mine.
Seriously what is this security
LEGGO MY WAIFU
Knock that shit off I have an evil monologue.
And I say less evil things but they still portray I'm bad.
Oh my god I don't even know what a Heartless is why does this keep happening
And now this castle will be *AND THEN SUDDENLY WEAPON AT THE FACE* WHAT
Oh hey I think it's time for some MAGIC *FUCKING TOWER OF LIGHT PUNCHES THE BADDIES IN THE FUCKING FACE*
WHY DOES IT BURN
FUCK THIS KIDNAPPING SHIT GET OUT OF MY CASTLE
I have the best waifu.
Yes, yes you do.
SERIOUSLY. SERIOUSLY. I AM GETTING BEATEN BY FURRIES. YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK IT, I DID NOT EVEN WANT YOUR STUPID CASTLE, I AM OUT.
are we even relevant anymore
Weird-ass dream I had last night.
Maybe with KH spoilers in it? Lots of mishmash random stuff, in any case. My fandom dreams are always weird.
bulletcourier replied to your post: luce-felice replied to your post: luce-felice…
sora’s face during the heartsex was so funny though omggg (what is that tv trope where you can’t help finding something funny and get the giggles and feel horrible)
Yeah, Sora was kinda confused and a bit twitchy in parts :P But ROXAS’S FACE OMG. And the hand-holding ohhhh.
(also, you have now sentenced me to searching on tvtropes until I find the term T_T My first guess is narm, tho)
OH YEAH mAYBE IT IS NARM AHHAJFKg I THINK SO
and ahh i am sorry for what i have done!! … :P
i knowwww when he held his hand i was like ???!?!? WHAT then i wanted to cry and i made some weird noises. roxas since when were you touchy feely that’s sora’s gig
but now i am muuuch more hopeful for an axel hug
come on we have been through enough PAIN PLEASe NOmURA
Only just got off TVTropes now. I still think it’s narm, tho.
Roxas being adorable is even more adorable because you aren’t expecting it from him post-Days.
Ooooh, I didn’t even think about an Axel hug! Here’s hoping!
luce-felice replied to your post: Poem: With
Awesome, you posted it. B) Very interesting.
It was inspired by a really spoilery scene in the game that just came out in Japan :P I wanted people to be able to read the poem even if they didn’t want spoilers, though, so that’s why I was vague.
Beneath the hood
Ever since the Valentines Day special trailer people have been wondering about the identity of the red eyed, hooded figure that appeared for a moment. In the coming weeks I heard many thoughts and theories as to who this mysterious character might be, one popular assumption among the fandom was that it was Vanitas because of a passage from the BBS novelization stating that before he had Sora’s face he had no face and red eyes like that of an Unversed. As more details surfaced more theories flew around, when word came that the Red Eyes was one of the Final boss fights for Riku people began thinking it was Repliku, and I guess that guess could have been considered a closer shot because this character does have a connection to Riku.
Sassy Riku over on the right: “So I was talking to Joshua the other day, and I said to him, ‘If it took Sora and I ten years to actually hug, then you are shit out of luck in the Neku department, buddy.’”
less than a week in and I’m breaking my own spoiler policy OH BOY. I couldn’t resist okay, but I tagged it and put it under a read more for all of my lovely followers ♥